You get out of your warm, comfy bed and are immediately greeted by a chill inside your house, because you aren't willing to turn on the heater and admit winter has won.
Using the facilities during wintertime is basically the same as sitting on a block of ice. Three words: Heated. Toilet. Seats.
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It's time to jump into the shower, and, of course, the water takes way too long to warm up.
You stay in the shower an extra five minutes, just dreading that moment when the hot water turns off and you have to step back into the frozen tundra that's become your home.
But that extra five minutes means you're now five minutes late for work, and look at all this fresh snow you have to shovel before you can leave!
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At least you have this handy contraption to get the ice off your car. Now, it's finally time to drive those scary, icy roads to work.
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Naturally, everyone drives like it's their first time on wintry roads, and this guy is always in front of you, playing Russian Roulette with your life.
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And when you get out of your car, touching your door can unleash an electric shock that you always forget about until it's too late.
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Even Facebook is worse in the winter, because social media always lights up with pictures of snow, as if you didn't already know about the 18 inches of snow you'll have to shovel off the driveway tomorrow morning.
And, of course, your friend who moved to Florida a few years back wants to post pictures from the beach, where it's STILL 85 degrees. Jerk.
You debate whether you'll dress down and be really cold on your walk to the gym, or dress warm and sweat profusely during your workout.
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Or you could run outside and risk frozen tears, sweat and snot.
You could go from getting ready to leave the house to trapped inside your home in a matter of minutes at any time.
Isn't it funny how your dog always needs to go for a walk at the coldest time of day?
Parents know that even kids get tired of snow after months of throwing snowballs, and then they get the dreaded "cabin fever."
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